The Lonely Ballad (AKA- I want pussy)

If Spring time is when a man's thoughts turn to love then why is Valentine's Day in Summer (or Winter, for those on the other side of the ball)?

Furthermore, why is there a certain time of year for this? I don't really look at the calendar and think to myself Oh, shit, it's September! I need to fuck! If I'm horny, I'm bloody horny.

I can't say hayfever is much of a turn-on either. Sniffly and blood shot eyes, shit yeah, I'm all on that. Or rather not. Ever.

I had more, but it's gone. Whatever. Ignore sayings and stuff. Fuck when you want to.